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I feel like all Kylux fans are low key afraid that Hux will be killed off by Snoke in the very beginning of VIII as a punishment for the Starkiller disaster. But literally nothing will make the Dark Side look less competent than killing their most competent villain. Seriously, literally all progress they made was because of Hux, and he was the least guilty for the Starkiller disaster.

What Hux was meant to do in TFA: 

Be a side villain 

What Hux actually did: 

Destroyed a star system which puts him with the likes of such Dark Lords of the Sith as Exar Kun and Naga Sadow

Destroyed the capital of the Republic in the process 

Destroyed Republic’s fleet 

Fed a star to his pet project 

Probably killed more people than any other villain in SW movies before

Saved Kylo’s ass from exploding with the Starkiller 

What Kylo was meant to do in TFA: 

Prevent the Resistance from getting the map to Luke 

What Kylo actually did: 

Exactly the opposite 

Killed Han, but failed to level up from it 

Helped to destroy the Starkiller by bringing Rey there and not alarming Hux about the sabotage 

Put Finn in coma (but he will be fine)

Get his ass kicked 

What Phasma was meant to do in TFA: 

Her job 

What she actually did: 

Asked Kylo what to do 

Jumpscared Finn 

Went down like a bitch 

What Snoke was meant to do in TFA: 

??? 

What he did: 

??? 

Fucked up a perfectly good kid 

Bitched at Hux 

You take Hux out of the equation, and all the First Order achieved in TFA is killing one old smuggler and putting a traitor in coma. That’s pathetic. They had thousands of soldiers, the Starkiller, Resurgent-class Star Destroyers, a Sith wannabe, and their total body count is 1,5. 

Hux is officially the best asset the First Order has, and if Snoke will kill him off, Leia will personally send him a “Thank you” card.