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4 years ago

Byakuya: What I wont call you a whore for: Being sexually active Byakuya: What I will call you a whore for: eating my fries.

Taka: Your honor I would like to plead: Ops.  Murkro: Ops??? YOU KILLED 14 PEOPLE. Taka: On accident! Murkro: Junko? Taka: Oh no that one was on purpose the bitch eat my garlic bread.

Byakuya: The Collage is on lockdown cause SOMEONE put weed in the Highschool near us. Junko who put the weed there: Guess you can call it a HIGH school. Byakuya: Fucking damit Junko

Taka: So yesterday Byakuya opened the door and it hit me, and instead of saying sorry he just said ‘Pretty cute’ then walked away. Then i realized; He HIT on me. The pun is greater than the pain. Toko: You could say he ADORES you. Junko: Get the fuck out of my house Toko.

Taka and Junko after staying up all night to make Mondo jacket: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

Flight person: Please make sure all small things are secure :) Byakuya: Hey Taka? Taka: what? Byakuya laughing: Do you feel safe??? Taka: I will kick you. 


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