Proceeds To Then Eat Them And Swallow Them - Tumblr Posts

they’re my favorite ones to write maybe because I am one idk ocs oc making it’s all funny I wrote a guy having a mental break and running away to vomit in a bathroom he had five mints in his pocket so he just put them all in his mouth at once and when another guy makes fun of him for freaking out he says ‘kill yourself’ with the mints still in his mouth proceeds to then eat them and swallow them and then go on another detailed rant of how the other guy should suffer ITS GREAT they’re the funniest types of characters oh and I should mention my oc had that mental break because someone was flirting with his fuck buddy well ‘fuck buddy’ if you get what I mean it's so hilarious I can make them as crazy and irrational as I want he’s really just a wet cat