Put This Man In A Dirty Romcom - Tumblr Posts

i was looking for clips of gary weber, a character played by david who has less than 5 minutes of screen time in an episode of 'the unit', and he's so annoying and obnoxious, basically a piece of shit. he's the kind of guy i've always hated, but he is also david. in those short minutes i couldn't help but think how much i wish he'd bend me over his desk and fuck me senseless until my legs were shaking and my core ached from how hard he fucked me. he'd leave his hands full of grease and other things that i have no intention of knowing, marked on my hips, legs, breasts and neck —this man loves to choke his partner during sex, i just know—.

i'm sure he talks dirty, that doesn't mean he's good at it, he just likes to call his partner a fucking cunt and all the demeaning nicknames that are left as he's fucking them fast and hard.

and he probably smells like doritos (or any other fried food) and beer all the time, with a faint scent of cheap lotion.

but i have a feeling he'd last a minute between going in and out and cumming inside, just 'cause of his shitty attitude :(

however, i'd still let him hit it whenever he wants.

i can't fix him but i can hate-fuck him.