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I saw the first line and nearly cried.
Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbit, come down
Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?
You're scaring us and all of us, some of us love you
Cellbit, it's not much but there's proof
You crazy-assed cosmonaut, remember your virtue
Redemption lies plainly in truth
Just humor us, Cellbit, Cellbit, come down
Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?
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Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbit, come down
Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?
The self is not so weightless, nor whole and unbroken
Remember the pact of our youth
Where you go, I'm going, so jump and I'm jumping
Since there is no me without you
Soldier on, Cellbit, Cellbit, come down
Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?
Loathe the way they light candles in Rome
But love the sweet air of the votives
Hurt and grieve but don't suffer alone
Engage with the pain as a motive
Today, of all days, see
How the most dangerous thing is to love
How you will heal and you'll rise above
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Forever, Forever, Forever, jump now
You are absent of cause or excuse
So self-indulgent and self-referential
No audience could ever want you
You crave the applause yet hate the attention
Then miss it, your act is a ruse
It is empty, Forever, so end it all now
It's a pointless resistance for you
——
Forever, Forever, just put down the bottle
Don't listen to what you've consumed
It's chaos, confusion and wholly unworthy
Of feeding and it's wholly untrue
You may feel no purpose nor a point for existing
It's all just conjecture and gloom
And there may not be meaning, so find one and seize it
Do not waste yourself on this roof
Hear those bells ring deep in the soul
Chiming away for a moment
Feel your breath course frankly below
And see life as a worthy opponent
Today, of all days, see
How the most dangerous thing is to love
How you will heal and you'll rise above
Crowned by an overture bold and beyond
Ah, it's more courageous to overcome
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(Song: Achilles come down by gang of youths)
(In which Cellbit is comforted by his husband and others as he starts tear at the seams because of his double life
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Tubbo meanwhile uses his past experiences to save Forever from himself)