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wait omg ur right. which one would become Joker Jr and join hsy tho?
AU where yjh is Batman, hsy is Joker, and kdj is Catwoman
While it wasn’t an odd occurrence for gifts to arrive at Carmine Industries (a powerful Overlord resided there, after all, you would do well to keep in her good graces) it was odd in the fact this one came from Velvette, of all people, who has never bothered to send one before.
The sexy black dress the intricate box contained would have had Carmilla’s jaw drop if she were any other sinner, but she wasn’t any other sinner. She was Carmilla, and while the dress was nice, it was no where near Clara’s or Odette’s style. She didn’t exactly know whose attention Velvette was trying to get, but it clearly had to be one of the two.
Yet not only that, but there was also the fact that it was made way too big. Like it was for someone more of Carmilla’s size, which is what disappointed her the most. Velvette may have been a disrespectful brat, but even Carmilla had to admit her skill when it came to what she was good at: Fashion. To make such a blunder as to make a dress nearly three sizes too big.
She sighs as she folds the paper she was writing on and places it in the box along with the, still very beautiful and tempting, black dress. The words on it were simple:
Velvette, if you are to court one of my daughters at least have the decency to put some effort into it.
Under those words were written the exact numbers for Clara and Odette’s measurements.
When Velvette received it it took everything in her power not to beat the living daylights out of the Voys, for they were there when it happened and how could they not mock her.
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Based off this post https://www.tumblr.com/vypridae/742597927847018496/funny-brokerdoll-idea-carmilla-at-first-mistakes made by @vypridae
Doing some art of The Hands of The Emperor and the question is.... how much gold is TOO much gold for a guy who is meant to be the literal, legal, cultural, and magical embodiment of the sun?