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Y/n cookie marrying both Crunchy Chip Cookie and Wildberry Cookie. Personal body guards AND I get to be with my husbands ALL DAY?? Yes PLEASE-

Cookie: “Woah, you have two tough guys with you all times it seems, don’t you have some time to yourself?”

Y/N Cookie: “What are you talking about? Why would I want that, they’re my husbands!”

Cookie: “What?”

Wildberry and Crunchy Chip Cookie brandished their wedding rings as did you, but the two don’t stop their glaring at the cookie that approached you.

Y/N Cookie: “Yeah, they’re incredibly protective, but don’t take it too personally. They just love me so much as I do for them! Just..ehehe, keep your distance, okay?”