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Tonight's mood: dumb AU/crossover ideas, probably.

Dumb idea #1: Dragon age inquisition/spectrobes crossover. Rallen is the inquisitor. Hyjinx such as this ensues:

Cullen: they're demons!

Rallen, petting a rydrake: for the last time, my spectrobes are not demons.

Cullen: well then prove it!

Rallen, spinning around to hold a Komainu to Cullens face: would a demon do this?

*Komainu licks Cullen's nose*

Rallen to Corypheus: sheeesh, and I thought Krux looked bad.

Cassandra: No.

Rallen, holding a fossil of a dragon hatchling: what do you mean no?

Cassandra: last time I let you bring a skeleton back with you, you holed up in your room for half an hour, wordless singing could be heard from your quarters, and when you finally came out you were holding a Griffin hatchling.

Cassandra, after seeing Rallen emerge with a newly awakened spectrobe: you know what? I don't want to know. I don't want to know what kind of magic you used to summon that, and I definitely don't want to know if blood magic was involved.

Solas: but I certainly want to know.