Ralph Devlin - Tumblr Posts
AUGH detective jumpscare
> be me > amateur detective > come to weird ass town to investigate weird ass happenings > in a day get my car stolen, hijack a kids bike, have a festival thrown for me > go back to my hotel room to finally have a chance at relaxing > mfw there's no toothbrush > guess i'll use the mouthwash > voices in my head start talking to me > tell me to chug mouthwash > refuse > resist the intrusive thoughts > pick up the bottle of mouthwash > lift it to my lips > mfw i start chugging like a fucking idiot > mfw only half empty > feel like i'm going to die > the voices are back > "finish what you started" > drink the rest against my will > check the label > "non-fatal" > thank god > black out
HI . hello.
my plainview fanart is also seen by non plainview fans And i Need them to know that
HE'S NOT EVEN MY CHARACTER THEY BELONG TO @campyvillain and are from @plainviewwelcomesyou PLEASE stop saying things that are implied to be romantic about him. as an aroace its very sad to see lol. they do NOT want a relationship with ANY of you.
Ralph Devlin Challenge...2!!
hi sorry again. sorry. this is probably worse than the mouthwash comic.
