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Can you guys at least TRY to be more creative. Wastin’ my time with your unoriginal selves. (Also they both wanted to show me their boobs on a webcam)

« i enabled tipping who wants to buy me a coffee? » i ask really seductively in a raspy voice as if i had just woken up and smoked a cigarette on my patio (in an artsy way)