Reblog If You Want To See Me Writhe In Agony - Tumblr Posts

here at GPHD Corp we believe in living in the present, and we wish for your language to represent our vision. So instead of saying "Who hurt you?" when your coworker says something oddly specific, and morbid. Say "I'm going to hurt you." and make sure to good on your promise because we did not hire a fucking coward.