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Feynman: "LA Fuckery Department, please hold." Hangs up.

Opie: "Everything in Los Alamos is put in a folder, put in a safe, the lock is picked by Richard Feynman, the folder is then stolen by Klaus Fuchs, returned a few hours later with minimal wear and tear and a bit of lipstick, handed over to officials, examined by Ruthie, examined by Groves, disassembled, reassembled, put in a blender, turned into a jigsaw puzzle, shot out of a canon, gathered back up, taped back together. stuck in a different folder, stamped 'BLACKMAIL' and then placed in a big white box. Any questions?" Everyone else: crickets.

Oppie: "Where is Feynman?" Teller: "He's covered himself in wrapping paper and is sitting under the tree with a bow in his hair." Oppie: "Can he breathe?" Teller: "… Define 'breathe?'" Feynman: "I AM A GIFT." Oppie: "He can breathe. Moving on." Teller: "Cheap ass tape…"

Oppie: "Your honor, I object!" Gray: "To yourself?" Oppie: "Yes, but can I elaborate on that?"