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6 months ago

You are in court for murder, when your lawyer shows a video of a sports game with you in the audience and proves that you are innocent. However despite having the ticket and the claims of having gone to the game, you actually did commit the crime and have no idea what you just saw on the video.


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6 months ago

“you- you betrayed us!!! All for these good for nothing creatures!? WHY!?!” Your commander screams at you in complete disbelief on how you could have any reason to betray your people, you then pull out a list that comically unfolded a few feet “where do I fucking start!!!”


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6 months ago

You are the most dangerous supervillain and have been happily married to the world’s greatest hero for years. You’ve found out your spouse’s secret identity and are desperate to hide the truth from them for life because you fear they may end the world if they found out.


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6 months ago

Your bloodline is known for carrying superpowers, but you didn’t inherit them. And so your family cut ties with you. But after having children who did inherit those powers, your family tries to reinsert themselves into your life.


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6 months ago

“If you kill me you will be just as bad as me” the dark lord said to the hero preparing to strike them down. The hero pauses, puts down their weapon and says “You’re right, I won’t kill you. But you are going to wish I did very soon.”


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6 months ago

Some years ago, in desperation, a small village consumed the flesh of a dragon, down to the bone. The children born since then have exhibited…unusual traits.


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6 months ago

“Drink this, and you’ll become a dragon. But be warned… and you already drank it.”


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6 months ago

Your enemy stands before you bragging about how he can copy your power and use it against you. Learning that, you point out how dumb that is since unlike you, he has no experience using that power.


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6 months ago

You’ve always been afraid of crowds. That’s why when you wanted to learn an instrument, you decided to practice in the woods. Little did you know that the local Fay were watching.


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6 months ago

everyone at the age of 10 gets to pick a movie. Whatever movie you pick you gain powers based on it. People usually pick iron man or super man or even Pokémon to get there powers. Everyone is panicking because you pick the most a movie that no one knows the outcome of…


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