Riddle Would Be A Rules Lawyer In Dnd And I Would Hit Him With The Rulebook - Tumblr Posts

I wanna sit down with Riddle Rosehearts and go through each and every rule of the Queen of Hearts (who was a tyrant) and have him explain why each and every one makes logical sense and should be followed.

I mean I get it, you're a dedicated rule follower but why do I need to wear pink to feed flamingos? Why can't I drink non-herbal tea at 10 o clock?

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