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i’m watching wembley speak yourself with @theharrowing and boy howdy their commentary has me in stitches

“jimin dances like he took a xanax and then chased it with three glasses of red wine. he is FEELING himself” -row during best of me

“oh and in JEANS 🤪🥵” - @theharrowing at kim namjoon’s outfit during love

“not to be controversial, but i miss when they would put yoongi in tight pants” - @theharrowing

bonus:

“can i put that on the internet” - me

“yes. the internet knows i’m a yoongi ball enthusiast” - harrow

during seesaw: “i can’t believe i’m not watching yoongi because i’m looking at gifs of him” - @theharrowing

me: we can back it up or i can pause it

harrow: (with the conviction of an uncooked spaghetti noodle) noooooooooo you don’t have to i’ve seen it beforeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺

oh!!!! this is so cute and lovely!!! and also DEEP oh my 😂 i got:

black; love as healing

Your love is the carefully tilled soil of last year's garden. In that way, loving you is rich with possibilities and growth. You are a quiet weekend night, as the stars begin to wink down at you. You sit, you listen, you reflect. Perhaps in the past you've been misunderstood, maybe by yourself. Everything has the potential for love. Love is a promise for you.

I saw this and thought it was cute...what color is ur love quiz

Purple; love as creativity

You are the flowers that grow in the garden and you are the groundskeeper. Loving you is to love art, to love creation, to love all things beautiful. To you, beauty is not limited to aesthetics. Beauty is the creation itself, the intent behind the hands that shape the work in progress. Your love is a never ending WIP, an endless exploration of what can be.

Tagging: @theharrowing @seokjinger-ale @gimmethatagustd @moccahobi @jessikahathaway @vvh0adie @minisugakoobies @kiara-ish and anyone else who would like to play. It's really cute, so feel free to say I tagged you!

i was spending some much needed social-battery-filling time with @here4kpopfics and @theharrowing tonight (complete with delicious food and the new dpr ian mv among many many other music videos) (side note, harrow is a BEAST at naming bts songs immediately iiiiii simply cannot)

and then the night was over, it was time to sleep and

BAM

my car doesn’t start

so while my social battery had been filled by the loveliest of company, my car battery was draining and dying and dying and draining 🤦. one phone call, and a hour wait later i was told that my battery was not salvageable and had fully died. (which was absolutely FANTASTIC news to receive at 2:30am 🤪)

i’m so grateful to kelly and harrow for keeping me feeling light and laughing. i’m relieved to have made it home with a heart full of good food and company even with a draining (ehhhh too soon??) ending.

long story short WOOF new experiences can suck without fantastic folks who are there to offer hugs and comfort in ways big and small 💛💛💛

HARROW THIS IS SO DARLING AHHHH YOU RAN WITH IT IN SO MANY WONDERFUL WAYSSSSS EEEEE (also i adore the explanatory parentheses i think they’re very important 🥰🥰)

🍂 challenge Seokjin to a round of bobbing for apples (he claims his large mouth is superior but you don't go down without a fight!!!) OR agree to keep track of how many apples Jungkook can get (but lose count while resisting the urge to pat his butt. it's right there!!!)

🍂 hold Hoseok's hand while walking through the corn maze (it's marketed for children but he's still afraid.) OR build a scarecrow with Yoongi (he even brought some of his old flannels to use!)

i couldn’t CHOOSE for this one ^^^ i want to do both is that ok

🍂 dress in couple's costumes with Jimin (the Barbie/Ken to his Ken!) OR let Namjoon paint your face at one of the activity booths (he did a cat nose & whiskers, and you can tell he wants you to paint him next.)

(ok but LISTEN what if we were both barbie, please see exhibit a below)

🍂 wander with Taehyung while he helps a lost child locate their parent (you come up with fun songs along the way.) OR hold onto the goat snacks for Jungkook while he feeds them from his palm (this way, your hand stays slobber-free!)

😭😭😭😭😭 LOOK AT HIM

🍂 decorate pumpkins with Hoseok (he's hoarding all the glitter paints!) OR mummify Namjoon with several rolls of gauze (everyone is amused by how many you end up using just for his thighs, alone!)

🍂 cheer Taehyung on while he plays classic carnival games & performs feats of strength (with his sleeves rolled up, ohh la-la!) OR make flower crowns with Jimin (you hope he will want to exchange them, and you match the flowers that you pick out to his outfit.)

🍂 go apple & berry picking with Yoongi (all the while planning what to bake with your bounty) OR ride the "haunted" hay ride with Seokjin once the sun sets (he thinks it's funny to try to startle you, but he also keeps an arm draped over your shoulder.)

eeee happy halloween season!!!! harrow this was PERFECTION and so so SO fun 🥰🥰🥰

🎃 this or that: bts at a harvest festival 🎃

i come from a farming state where the harvest fests always took place out in the middle of nowhere, under the hot, hot sun. think pumpkin decorating, costume contests, petting zoos, and more! 👻my games get wordy, but i hope you enjoyyy!

challenge Seokjin to a round of bobbing for apples (he claims his large mouth is superior but you don't go down without a fight!!!) OR agree to keep track of how many apples Jungkook can get (but lose count while resisting the urge to pat his butt. it's right there!!!) 🍂 hold Hoseok's hand while walking through the corn maze (it's marketed for children but he's still afraid.) OR build a scarecrow with Yoongi (he even brought some of his old flannels to use!) 🍂 dress in couple's costumes with Jimin (the Barbie/Ken to his Ken!) OR let Namjoon paint your face at one of the activity booths (he did a cat nose & whiskers, and you can tell he wants you to paint him next.) 🍂 wander with Taehyung while he helps a lost child locate their parent (you come up with fun songs along the way.) OR hold onto the goat snacks for Jungkook while he feeds them from his palm (this way, your hand stays slobber-free!) 🍂 decorate pumpkins with Hoseok (he's hoarding all the glitter paints!) OR mummify Namjoon with several rolls of gauze (everyone is amused by how many you end up using just for his thighs, alone!) 🍂 cheer Taehyung on while he plays classic carnival games & performs feats of strength (with his sleeves rolled up, ohh la-la!) OR make flower crowns with Jimin (you hope he will want to exchange them, and you match the flowers that you pick out to his outfit.) 🍂 go apple & berry picking with Yoongi (all the while planning what to bake with your bounty) OR ride the "haunted" hay ride with Seokjin once the sun sets (he thinks it's funny to try to startle you, but he also keeps an arm draped over your shoulder.)

feel free to reblog with your responses so that i can see them! and tag all your friends!!!👻 thank you to my baby star candy @echotoyou to coming up with this idea!!! i had fun putting this together!

ok this was FUN the shakespeare quotes!!!! 😩😩😩 (also harrow your mini moodboard was brilliant i thought this post was a drabble 🤦)

Magenta

splattered paint, glitter, childhood friends, neon, pleather, dance floors, crystals.

your essence is magenta: you are charming and lead with your heart. you are drawn to people; you adore the thrill, that rush of attention when making an instant connection. even if you are not genuine, you are confident. you are the enchanter. you are the party-goer. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of pink, rose, amethyst, and amaranth, who share your magnetism towards others. you are also drawn to the driven noir and umber, who will help you grow and become more introspective. however, you may struggle to get along with the ruminating personalities of forest and marigold who seem to always overthink.

@here4kpopfics @jjkeverlast @gimmethatagustd these are PRESSURE TAGS i wanna know your COLORSSSS (but also if you don’t wanna that’s okayyyyy 🥺)

~ what is your aura quiz ~

tagged by my love @sweetestofchaos ❤

red.

leather jackets, cherries, bruised knuckles, roses, lipstick, fast cars, rose petals. your essence is red: you are a spirit of intensity who effortlessly inspires others. you struggle to slow down; there is always another goal, another prize, to prove you are strong enough to them. you cannot stop speaking for the voiceless. you are the torch-wielder. you are the rebel. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of crimson, blush, terracotta, and fire, who share your unapologetic nature. you are also drawn to the free-spirited souls purple and yellow, who will help you grow and see that you can lighten your heart sometimes. however, you may struggle to get along with the internal personalities of blue and brown who are too methodical.

no pressure tags: @here4kpopfics @echotoyou @eoieopda @ugh-yoongi @orchidyoonkook @mooniekive @moni-logues @kithtaehyung @violetsiren90 @park-jimin-isnt-real and anyone else who would like to play! this is your tag!

WHEEEEEE YAY SO EXCITED FOR YOU my LOVE!!!!!!!

you’ve worked so hard to build a safe, cozy, accepting place on this site. you bring so much joy to my feed (and my life in general 🥰). I am so SO glad to know you and am so SO proud of you for this huge milestone!!!!

it is incredibly well deserved — you’re a brilliant writer, and create the most incredible stories, with a complexity parallel to none. you draw me in with your characters again and again (often from the first line!!!!!) and are not afraid to tear them down and build them back up. your stories feel delightfully human (even when you use irish glamour and fae like creatures or tentacles haha) and are SO addicting 😩 i’m obsessed with your brain 🥰

i love you a LOT :) SO SO many congratulations 💜

now to sneak into your inbox with an ask 😈😈😈

Harrow's Holiday Cheer Event 🎁

hello, friends! 🥳 i am excited to announce that i have reached 2k followers!!!

since my semester is winding down to an end and i have been having some troubles with writing lately, i thought that doing a little excerpt/drabble event might be a fun way to get the creative juices flowing, so here is what i have in mind...please read all the rules before joining in on the fun!

Rules & Guidelines:

there are two levels of participation to this event:

anons & blank profiles can only get sfw excerpts

folks with age or age range listed clearly on their profile can get nsfw excerpts & drabbles

this means you can either have an exact birthday ("21") listed or you can have a range/year that you are born in ("80s baby" "in my 30s" "94 liner" etc.) this is because i do not give smut to minors, nor do i encourage it, and i need to be able to see that you are at least 18+. this also has to be clearly listed in the open; i am not going to dig thru 'about me' and 'faq' posts/pages to find anyone's age.

anyone under 18 with their age listed will be blocked because i do not want minors interacting with me at all.

how to participate:

pick a prompt from this smut list

pick a character of mine or let me choose by telling me whether you want any member x member or any member x reader

send me a little dm with your choices

if there is a particular scene that comes to mind with the prompt, you may tell me what it is, but i may be less likely to build of an existing scene that create a new one.

and if you would like me to put some kind of holiday spin on it, i can try, depending on how inspired i am to do so. i'm kind of a scrooge when it comes to the holidays, but feel free to ask for it!

more guidelines & disclaimer:

all of my past characters are acceptable, unless it is for a fic that i have orphaned. a short list of orphaned fics can be found at the bottom of my master list.

please only submit once! if the event is slow, i may call for more people to join, and at that point you can submit another.

i reserve the right to deny any request, or to only fulfill as many as i have time for. should i receive more than i can fulfill during this event, i will save them in my inbox for future events!

depending on how inspired i am by each request, i may write just a couple lines of dialogue or i may write a full on drabble.

depending on how many requests i receive, i may continue to write these into the new year. i have no end date planned, just vibes, so i will make an announcement in the future when things begin to wind down!

these rules and guidelines are subject to change or be modified. i will reblog with any and all updates if they come.

if you have any questions at all, shoot me a message!!!

thank you again so much for following me!!! 🎈 🥳💜💐🥺✨😍💖🎉🤸‍♀️🌷

this little community we have built means the world to me, and i am so thrilled to have such lovely readers, and to be making so many really amazing friends!!! the irl connections i have formed through this fandom and through writing have been wonderful, and i really, truly cannot put into words how much everyone means to me!!! 💜💜💜 thank you for being here!!!

if you would like to gas me up by sharing how we met, or sharing any memories or whatever, i would be excited about it, but no pressureeee!!!!! 😍🥳🥰 i love you!!! drink some water and stretch your neck!!!

my favorite part was the double take the waiter did, like there was definitely an “oh shit did i fuck up moment” when the waiter locked eyes with harrow’s partner 😂😂😂

“Is there anything I can get for you ladies?” The waiter asks a table of three non binaries and a male.

@theharrowing @echotoyou

seeing his abs in real life was an EXPERIENCE i felt like a true (cis)man the way i was objectifying him. what a time to be alive.

seeing DPR IAN with my babes @here4kpopfics & @echotoyou

Christian Yu, while giving a very sweet, heartfelt speech: this should be a safe space for you all

me, conspiratorially: i got a safe space for ya Christian Yu

Echo, laughing: thank you for keeping me from crying