Rules Of Tumblr - Tumblr Posts

Reblogging this for I, fellow Twitter Escapee, should share this with others who'll go through this.

Since Elon has actually fucked up Twitter completely, here’s a set of guidelines for the new Twitter Escapees running to Tumblr:

The gays are ALWAYS accepted here. You don’t like that? Too bad, go to FaceBook. Tumblr is THE gayest site on the planet.

Adhere by our “no p*rnography” rule. We don’t want any On*yf*ans links being advertised here. Keep that scum on Twitter and Reddit, we don’t want that here.

Learn our holidays and our events and you’ll do fine. We have a special event every thursday called “out of touch thursday” and we even have the weekly “Thank Gnome it’s Friday” meme every Friday. (you know the one. that’s reblogged every friday.)

Don’t worry about appealing to an audience. People will like your posts and reblog anything you say here. You can literally say “Meep morp” or something random and it’ll be a banger post.

Please for the love of all that exists do NOT insult someone else here for being gay, trans, etc. We accept everyone here so long as they aren’t a p*do, r*pist, etc. If you have standards we’ll accept you.

I think I got enough rules out of the way for now. If anyone else has anything to say feel free to add them on for the Twitter Escapees.