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giving me major husband!ari vibes 🤩 LUVETT 😌🙌🙌
Idk why the idea of Fk ari not having it when reader wants to go get some things from the grocery store late at night alone. Like she’s craving some ice cream so she’s like “im gonna go buy some brb” and ari is just like ?????? Wait for me ???? And she’s like “ill be quick stay here” and he’s just “absolutely fucking not im going or no ice cream”
omg yes !!
"It's just down the road—"
"I don't care!" Comes Ari's muffled voice.
Just a second ago, he was lounging on the couch in his grey sweats, strumming away at his guitar while you did a puzzle on the floor. Then, you spotted your designated ice cream mug (a thrifted mug with a crude cat painting) on the shelf. For a split second, you got excited for some ice cream before you went to bed, but then you remembered you had finished the tub yesterday.
The only option to feed this abrupt craving? Late night ice cream run.
You were fine going alone. It didn't make sense for Ari to get dressed to come along when you could just take your bike and be back within ten minutes at max.
"Look, you either wait a fuckin' minute, or you don't go at all and I'll go pick it up alone."
"That doesn't make sense!"
"It doesn't have to. Stop pouting, I don't have to see you to know you're doing it."
Your frown disappears. "So bossy..." You roll on the heels of your feet, cocking your head at the quarter-finished puzzle on the floor. It was a peaceful garden with plenty of colourful flowers and too much green. Over half the pieces were different shades of green. It was going to take you a while to complete.
"Oh please, I know you love it." He emerges from the bedroom in jeans with messy hair, and his shirt half-buttoned. He goes to the kitchen and swings open the fridge, then the freezer and the cabinets. "We need to go grocery shopping anyway."
"I was gonna go to the convenient store!"
"And now we're going to the grocery store." He takes out several reusable bags, "they have more ice cream flavours anyway—and they have the good ones."
You fall back onto the couch, "Ugh, but I don't wanna walk around for thirty minutes."
"I'll carry you if I have to." Ari slips on his shoes, stuffing his wallet into his pocket. "Pick a hat for me, sugar."
You point to the pink one with the worn brim, and he puts it on his head, holding back his long brown hair.
"Well, get up then!" He promptly yanks you up, making you crash into his chest with a squeak. "Let's get you all your snacks too, baby, you still like those little gummies?"
BYE THAT SO CUTE 😍😍
I wanna know Johnny's reaction 👀
Silverfox Johnny drunk rambling to his baby?
Sue tried, for the third time, to get Johnny to drink water and start to settle. Every attempt she had made to get her younger brother to take it easy and introduce something other than alcohol to his body, she was pushed away with a dire need to completely drown himself in liquor.
“I fucked up.” Johnny had gone through the motions of a breakup that wasn’t such a breakup as it was the one great, true love of his life distancing herself because she couldn’t admit her feelings without ruining everything.
“She…she left.” Johnny had a ring, he had a whole plan in his head and you created distance between the two of you to save Jordan, even though he deserved cremation.
“Johnny would you just-“ sue huffed when she was pushed away and instead of trying again, she had grabbed her phone and left Johnny on his own.
She had went into the other room and called your number hoping you could talk some sense into Johnny and get him to bed. He needed someone and he wouldn’t accept help from Sue, nor would he let Reed or Ben in.
“I’m sorry to bother you,” from the phone call to the face to face minutes later, Sue had repeated herself, “but Johnny is trashed.”
“Its okay,” it’d been days since you were here, days and hours and weeks since you’d seen Johnny.
“Johnny-“
“I don’t want your help.” He barked at Sue, his eyes glossed over and his bottom lip swollen from him biting his own flesh. “I don’t want you-“
“Johnny,” you crouched in front of him, hands resting on your knees, “Johnny you need to go to bed.”
“You look familiar,” Johnny whined painfully, “you look like my girl but you’re not…you’re not her.”
“Johnny, I’m…Y/N’s friend.” You winced when you addressed yourself in third person. “You need to get up.”
“I love her, I love Y/N.” Johnny groaned and slowly stood, stumbling over his feet. “I love my girl.”
“Back to bed, Johnny.” You helped him balance and apologized to Sue through a look you’d given her, languidly moving toward his bedroom.
“I wanna marry her,” Johnny looked at you through glossy eyes, “I got a ring. In my desk drawer. I got a ring and I’m gonna ask-“
“You bought a ring?” You had stumbled now, staring at Johnny with wide eyes. “An engagement ring?”
“Big thing for such. Pretty baby.” Johnny slurred his speech and you were thankful that you’d reached his bed, slowly letting him down to the mattress.
“Give it,” Johnny rolled over onto his side, knocking everything off his nightstand before he had grabbed the box. “Give it to her. Its hers, give it…tell me the answer.”
You grabbed the box from Johnny and slowly lifted their, studying the ring with bated breath.
“You wanna marry her?”
“I’d be a good husband, Y/N’s friend,” Johnny rolled into his back and sighed dramatically, “give her the ring. Tell her she’s got a husband-“
“I will.” You closed the box and tucked it into your pocket then reached for a blank piece of paper and a pen.
SHE SAID YES — you drew in big, block letters and set the note down when Johnny had passed out. YOU HAVE A WIFE
THIS WAS SUCH A FUN READ✨💕
reader is so dramatic and funny lmfaoshshgshshjsj 😭
plus i love doofenshmirtz sm so i immediately read this as i read the summary
love this fic sm 😍💕👩❤️💋👩
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