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experiment: put a vampire in a tanning bed

follow up experiment: reflect the UV light from a tanning bed, off of a mirror, onto a vampire

results: inconclusive. further testing needed

hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

SCIENTISTS OF TUMBLR I HAVE A HYPOTHESIS

If humidity is the amount of condensation or whatever in the air, isn't humid environments just filled with w e t a i r?