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11 months ago

Let me answer these for you, Orochimaru!

is your muse opposed to violence? Haha! FUCK NO!

does your muse often lie by omission? Constantly!

how often does your muse self-reflect? Once in a century.

how good is your muse at setting boundaries? Brutal with setting those. Loves invading others.

does your muse believe some death is justified? All deaths caused by his hand are justified as per him.

what importance does your muse place on rules? As per him, ONLY HE can break them. Asshole.

is your muse one to follow through on their word? Mostly NOT!

does your muse think some laws are fine to break? The ones he creates? Nope. The ones others do? YES!

does your muse feel strongly about helping others? Pffft!!

does your muse think of themselves as a good person? Thinks he's a god.

does your muse often butt up against authority figures? Used to love listening to every shit thing sensei said. Then grew up and decided homicide is the answer. Talk about character development. *claps slowly*

does your muse feel motivated by recognition and praise? *coughSENSEISPETCOUGH*

what answer would your muse give to the trolley problem? You answer this one yourself.

does your muse think it's important to help those less fortunate? You make them the less fortunate.

how would your muse respond to seeing a crime being committed? Probably the mastermind behind said crime.

what would your muse be willing to sacrifice to achieve their goals? Soul. Sanity. Hands.

is your muse overly competitive? would others describe them as such? His teammates (yes I speak for Jiraiya too) think his superiority complex needs to be squeezed out of him. Forcefully.

does your muse have self-control? are they in in control of their impulses? Pffft. No!

are there any morals your muse learned in childhood that they still live by? Does cleanliness count as a moral? Otherwise nope!

does your muse believe it's justified to hurt one person to protect another? He believes in hurting others...without any motivation or end result.

how often does your muse find themselves disagreeing with established rules? Once a week, I'd say.

what does your muse think of the saying, "treat others as you want to be treated"? HAHAHAAHA!! He thinks others should worship the ground he walks on. Which is why I say Oto is a cult, not a village.

does your muse consider themselves petty? would others describe them that way? Oh he spends way too much time before the mirror. If he's not in his lab or being a raging lunatic, you'll find him before a mirror.

would your muse consider themselves entitled? would others describe them that way? He doesn't think so. I say he definitely is.

how often does your muse lie? Do they regret lying or do they feel their lies are justified? Oh he lies as often as he breathes. He just doesn't want to admit it.

are there any morals your muse learned in childhood that they disagree with / no longer live by? Respecting his sensei. That one ended well.

is your muse loyal to those in their lives? does their loyalty tend to be genuine or can it be bought? Loyalty? What loyalty?

does your muse accept responsibility for mistakes, or are they prone to making excuses to avoid it? Do you realize who you're even talking to?

Let Me Answer These For You, Orochimaru!

"Well, if you think you know me so well, Tsunade, I'd be happy to let you take over answering questions. I know how much you love to work."


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11 months ago
"Like I Said, You're Welcome To Take Over. The Job Is Yours, Since Obviously I Can't Be Bothered Because

"Like I said, you're welcome to take over. The job is yours, since obviously I can't be bothered because I'm too busy staring at myself in the mirror."

Let me answer these for you, Orochimaru!

is your muse opposed to violence? Haha! FUCK NO!

does your muse often lie by omission? Constantly!

how often does your muse self-reflect? Once in a century.

how good is your muse at setting boundaries? Brutal with setting those. Loves invading others.

does your muse believe some death is justified? All deaths caused by his hand are justified as per him.

what importance does your muse place on rules? As per him, ONLY HE can break them. Asshole.

is your muse one to follow through on their word? Mostly NOT!

does your muse think some laws are fine to break? The ones he creates? Nope. The ones others do? YES!

does your muse feel strongly about helping others? Pffft!!

does your muse think of themselves as a good person? Thinks he's a god.

does your muse often butt up against authority figures? Used to love listening to every shit thing sensei said. Then grew up and decided homicide is the answer. Talk about character development. *claps slowly*

does your muse feel motivated by recognition and praise? *coughSENSEISPETCOUGH*

what answer would your muse give to the trolley problem? You answer this one yourself.

does your muse think it's important to help those less fortunate? You make them the less fortunate.

how would your muse respond to seeing a crime being committed? Probably the mastermind behind said crime.

what would your muse be willing to sacrifice to achieve their goals? Soul. Sanity. Hands.

is your muse overly competitive? would others describe them as such? His teammates (yes I speak for Jiraiya too) think his superiority complex needs to be squeezed out of him. Forcefully.

does your muse have self-control? are they in in control of their impulses? Pffft. No!

are there any morals your muse learned in childhood that they still live by? Does cleanliness count as a moral? Otherwise nope!

does your muse believe it's justified to hurt one person to protect another? He believes in hurting others...without any motivation or end result.

how often does your muse find themselves disagreeing with established rules? Once a week, I'd say.

what does your muse think of the saying, "treat others as you want to be treated"? HAHAHAAHA!! He thinks others should worship the ground he walks on. Which is why I say Oto is a cult, not a village.

does your muse consider themselves petty? would others describe them that way? Oh he spends way too much time before the mirror. If he's not in his lab or being a raging lunatic, you'll find him before a mirror.

would your muse consider themselves entitled? would others describe them that way? He doesn't think so. I say he definitely is.

how often does your muse lie? Do they regret lying or do they feel their lies are justified? Oh he lies as often as he breathes. He just doesn't want to admit it.

are there any morals your muse learned in childhood that they disagree with / no longer live by? Respecting his sensei. That one ended well.

is your muse loyal to those in their lives? does their loyalty tend to be genuine or can it be bought? Loyalty? What loyalty?

does your muse accept responsibility for mistakes, or are they prone to making excuses to avoid it? Do you realize who you're even talking to?

Let Me Answer These For You, Orochimaru!

"Well, if you think you know me so well, Tsunade, I'd be happy to let you take over answering questions. I know how much you love to work."


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11 months ago

"You've gotten good and greasy with your words, haven't you?"

This reminded me of our talk of how Oro goes from someone distant and socially awkward to playing the piped piper and creates a cult following || so Jōnin/ ANBU days?

"You've Gotten Good And Greasy With Your Words, Haven't You?"

"Is there something wrong with being articulate?"


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11 months ago
"Slimy?" His Face Took On An Expression Of Mock Affront. "Oh, How You Insult Me. And As Far As Me Bleeding,

"Slimy?" His face took on an expression of mock affront. "Oh, how you insult me. And as far as me bleeding, why do I need to go to the hospital? You could heal me yourself."

"You've gotten good and greasy with your words, haven't you?"

This reminded me of our talk of how Oro goes from someone distant and socially awkward to playing the piped piper and creates a cult following || so Jōnin/ ANBU days?

"You've Gotten Good And Greasy With Your Words, Haven't You?"

"Is there something wrong with being articulate?"


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11 months ago
Orochimaru Winced As Her Chakra Met The Cut On His Arm, Sharp And Astringent At First, Then Slowly Turning

Orochimaru winced as her chakra met the cut on his arm, sharp and astringent at first, then slowly turning into a cool, soothing wash of energy as it penetrated the broken tissue. He wouldn't tell her how he came by it; he'd discovered over time that she'd heal him regardless if he disclosed the origin of his injuries or not. It was the greatest reason he preferred going to Tsunade rather than the hospital; her discretion. If he'd gone to the hospital, there would have been the need to file a report, the need to probe for answers the Orochimaru didn't feel like giving. He stayed silent, watching in fascination as the skin sewed itself together like cloth under the hands of a dexterous seamstress. It was only when she'd asked about his absence did he bother to respond, though he knew his answer would be less than satisfactory. "I've been...here and there."

"You've gotten good and greasy with your words, haven't you?"

This reminded me of our talk of how Oro goes from someone distant and socially awkward to playing the piped piper and creates a cult following || so Jōnin/ ANBU days?

"You've Gotten Good And Greasy With Your Words, Haven't You?"

"Is there something wrong with being articulate?"


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11 months ago

😂 - Your character is moved to tears. What’s a kindness that another showed to them?

// When Orochimaru's parents died, Tsunade invited him to stay the night at the Senju compound. She made sure his favorite foods were served at dinner and that a bed was made up for him. Jiraiya tagged along, and they spent nearly the whole night doing whatever Orochimaru wanted to do. While he didn't cry at the time, as soon as Orochimaru came home to his empty house, he felt the tears slide down his face, both at the reminder that his mother and father would no longer be waiting for him, but also at how kind and supportive his friends were.


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