Seriously Alastor Grow Up Omg - Tumblr Posts

Alastor is actively trying to get under Lucifer's skin from the first episode OH MY GOD.

Alastor is like the little kid on the playground who pulls on your pigtails because he's too emotionally stunted to just admit he likes you and wants your attention.

We don't talk about Alastors advertisement for the hotel enough.

"NO TACKY CIRCUS DECOR! I PROMISE."

God, he had a bone to pick with Lucifer before he even met him-