She's In The Same World As The Guys - Tumblr Posts

Based on true events.

made myself poached eggs and I'm having them on toast and I save the prettier one for last but they're really slippery. so I get the first one on the toast alright but the second one I try to flip it on there and it slides around and I try again and it flies into the air and the cats are watching me and I cry "mein œuf!" in shrill dismay as it plummets to the floor and lands under the chair