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HELP MY SISTER TEXTED ME THAT ALOY IS OPHELIA AND MERCURY’S SON 😭💀

Caprico: the world sucks and that makes me mad

Qin Yi: the world sucks and that makes me sad

Aloysius: the world sucks and that makes me dead

Ryan: the world sucks and that’s beautiful

Mercury: the world sucks and that’s awesome

Marina: Welcome to Haicafe, a sweet and Skibidi restaurant.

Loen: Nooo-

Marina: We have Fantum Tax Latte and Prime Twisters

Aeon: The hell’s that supposed to be?

Marina: And our latest creation: Robux Cookies! GYATT NOW THATS SOME RIZZ!

Loen and Aeon: NOOOOO

Marina: and we have an exclusive dish, the elven salad.

Loen and Aeon: Ok that actually sounds nice-

Marina: WITH OHIO RIZZ SIGMA SAUCE! Made with real Grunge elf hair!

Aloysius: Okmarinaplzdont-

Marina *shaves some of Aloys hair* Tada!

Mercury: hello is this Haicafe?

Marina: yes it is! Would you like fantum tax smoothie? Or Skibidi sliders?

Mercury: *runs*