Shitpost Reblog - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

rat cookys :)

in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands

yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

edit: original post is back, given its blown up sm im also linking the vetted fundraisers from Palestinians who've reached out to me recently here, here, here, here, here, here and here! please read their stories, donate if you can, and share them around!

edit 2: terfs get the fuck off this post. guarantee that you're the ones that we're all complaining about behind your backs. im trans and I fucking love my trans siblings of all stripes with all of my heart, way more than your pathetic arses could ever hate them

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

dont delete that flop post yet king. you have to wait for your Freaky Mutual to wake up on the other side of the world

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning