Shits And Giggles - Tumblr Posts
Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original
I told him he can’t eat my food so now he’s looking at me like this
Kill yourself
If I do it one day it won't be because you asked me to
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
Well maybe if you look at my little cheese knife you'll feel better
"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out
Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since