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Playing House
With Bakugo Katsuki
Warnings : Unedited, Gender Neutral, Swearing, Housework (eww)
Bakugo Katsuki is very particular with certain things.
He won’t let you fold his laundry or make the bed cause you always ‟do it wrong,‟ whatever that means. And he insists—demands—on making certain dishes. Usually the ones that require a certain amount of spice (in his opinion), otherwise you're free to make what you want.
Bakugo also prefers to do dishes, he's a freak like that. There's something therapeutic about it for him, I guess. You really don't mind and give very little argument against it. However, if he's (1) tired, (2) injured, or (3) if he made dinner, you won't let him.
Yeah, you both full on argue for way too long about who does dishes and we won't get into that. Usually, you can annoy the exhausted blond enough to get him to fold. Usually. Because there are times where Katsuki—bastard that he is—will fill the sink with boiling water. I shit thee not, boiling flucking water cause his hands can handle it.
Yours can't, his can. That's the point. The little fuck is just that petty.
Obviously, that means he has to wash dishes since you can't even unplug the sink. He smirks at you while you glare from the table (he doesn't let you dry dishes either.)
One time you got these heavy duty rubber gloves and unplugged the sink while the cocky ash-blond was shitting. Seeing his smirk fade into a confused kicked puppy look was priceless.
