*short Circuits* - Tumblr Posts
human diplomat who has to be briefed on “stop fucking trying to pet everything. yes a lot of the people you’re interacting with have very soft fur and quite a lot of them do like being scritched but you can’t just do it and frankly it’s bad conduct during a peace meeting”


some big tiger for international tiger day

When she traces a claw along your power button (lovingly)
soft corruption, manipulating them to letting their guards down and trust you.
Ofc kitten, its totally normal to have little pet names for each other.
Its not weird to sit on each others lap kitten, come here and sit on mine ill show you
See not a problem at all being this close, kitten
Its normal to wiggle around to get comfy dont worry.
You feel strange? Its alright, so long as its good its not a problem
My hands? Im just making sure you dont fall off with all your squirming, kitten
No dont worry about enjoying how it feels to grind against me, i dont mind at all. Who wouldnt understand a kitten needs to rubb herself off sometimes?
Dont worry about everyone, kitten, they know a kitty like you can get needy, dont be ashamed of needing to rub against me in front of them. A kitten like you doesnt know any better
Thats a good gir for me, cumming so well against my thigh for everyone. See how it feels nice? You should do this any time youre feeling a bit needy kitten.