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The mailman
Once upon a time, in a forest, there was a little village where animals lived peacefully, and one of them was the owl, who was a mailman. One day, the animals started to notice that their letters would be swapped; the squirrel had the rabbit's, the deer had the bear's, and everyone was really confused, so they decided to meet to discuss the problem and find a solution. In the meeting, the owl explained that his vision was blurry, so he couldn't read very well, so the animals came up with the idea of giving him glasses so he could finally see. At the end, everyone was so happy that they threw a party to celebrate, and yet nobody noticed that the owl had no ears.
It's crazy how despite how awful Twitter is, someone referencing "Twitter users" deprecatingly on another site is a good indicator for them being the worst person alive.
It's never about the Nazis, JKR brigade, or even just crypto bros. It's just the new way to say "SJW" in the 2020s. Or maybe "Tumblrinas" now that nobody uses Tumblr.
This was smth I've been noticing for a while but I got reminded of it again coming across this Reddit thread
The pattern just keeps holding