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Smurfette: so let's recap, Vexy you want to ask this smurf out on a romantic date, right?

Vexy: yes that's what I want to do...

smurfette: that's it, it's all good but WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HER NAME!?

Vexy: I'VE ALREADY EXPLAINED IT TO YOU WHY IT'S INBARANZED!!!

Sassette: It's Blossom, right?

Vexy: *Blushes* Shut up!!

hackus: sorry, but why don't you ask Smurfette to let you closer?

Smurfette: That's a great idea, Hackus!

vexy: not at all!!

Sassette: how boring you are, you obviously like it!!

Vexy: well you too, and your "friend" Snappy you can see there is love between you!!!

Sassette: IT'S NOT TRUE!!

*Sassette and Vexy start arguing*

Hackus: *whispers to Smurfette* but how did we end up here when we started playing truth or Dare?

Smurfette: I really don't know...

Diomedes: Where's Agamemnon? Odysseus: Don't worry, I'll find him. Odysseus, shouting: Menelaus sucks! Agamemnon, distantly: Menelaus is the best person ever! Fuck you! Odysseus: Found him. "Meanwhile" Lycaon: Where's Hector ? Deiphobus: Don't worry, I'll find him. Deiphobus, shouting: Paris is the best person ever! Hector, distantly: SHUT THE FUCK UP!