Silly Lil Y/n And Riddle Thoughts - Tumblr Posts

LET'S EAT THE ROSES

Have a small crackfic with riddle because I said sooo

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Riddle: *gives you a rose he handpicked as a gift* For you.

Y/n: *looks at the rose and takes it while examining it*

Riddle: Is something wrong Y/n? *blushing*

Y/n: *chomps the rose petals in one bite while riddle looks horrified*

Riddle: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

Y/n: *looking unphased* I was hungry and roses are nontoxic

Riddle: *pure disappointed face but head pats you* Lets.. Get you a proper snack and a new rose

Y/n: *smiles* Okay!