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"Pissing off my parents is one of my favorite hobbies." He teased. "The best part? They can't cut me off even if they want to. The money is my grandmother's, not theirs, and in her eyes? I'm her sweet little Hammy." Pausing, the blonde furrowed his brows as he questioned himself for admitting that so openly. "That needs to stay between us. It should without warning, but I will ruin you if I have too." The threat wasn't empty either. Hammond had a very specific image he liked to keep and if anything, or anyone, threatened it then he'd have it taken care of; one way or another.
He had a feeling Jason wasn't going to be a problem though. Tilting his head forward, he watched over the frame of his sunglasses as his fraternity brother decided to play along and take off his shirt. Other people might not consider that scandalous, and maybe in some settings it wouldn't be, but at this country club there were strict dress code policies-- people have been turned away, even dressed head to toe in designer clothing, for not looking the part. Jason taking his shirt off was definitely going to cause some trouble; and it was obvious in the way his gaze lingered that Hammond appreciated the view.

"You're not the first i've used like this," he agreed with a smirk, "but you might just be my favorite so far. My parents are going to hate you." As if on cue, coming up on the path behind them, Hammond could already see them pointing and talking amongst themselves; a look of disgust visible on their faces even from this far away. Not to be outdone, Hammond moved forward and boldly reached out to cup Jason's groin as he leaned in to place a kiss on his cheek; giving the other a light squeeze. "Might as well give them something to gawk at." With a wink, he then gathered himself and made his way to the tee-box; though, admittedly, it was harder to focus now so his swing was messy.

Jason and Hammond were in the same fraternity on campus but the two of them weren’t close, so it came as a surprise when Hammond invited him golfing with his parents but the curly haired frat boy agreed to the offer. Seeing it as an opportunity to potentially befriend Hammond. “Ahhh I see, so you brought me around because you wanted to piss your parents off. I take it I’m not the first person you’ve done this with?” He asked as he ran his fingers through his dark hair. “Well, at least you find me hot. So I guess that’s a win.” Pulling out his own club from the bag, he raised an eyebrow at the man’s words. “Could do better, eh? Alright, I’ll play the part then.” Without warning, Jason pulled off his shirt and tossed it onto the golf cart. Intending to play golf shirtless now.
"Working at the local burger place, flipping patties for a living, is surely the worst outcome possible." Just the thought of having to work some dead-end, minimum wage job, common job like that sent a shiver down the pampered, elitist spine. "Worse even than killing you." He managed to recover some from the horrors in his mind, the thoughts of living the life of someone with lower income, and smile as he shook his head at the notion of having Jason offed as if they were in some old school mafia movie. "--but, thank you, I appreciate you understanding." He mumbled in another rare moment of vulnerability and honesty. It was nice having people he could trust.
"That's really a hard choice," he mused as he combed his sleek, perfectly moisturized dirty blonde hair back out of his face with a gloved hand. "You do have a pretty face, like you said, and it's obvious I'm a fan of your abdomen," as he spoke his eyes dropped down to stare at the other's bared torso again before the slowly dropped lower. "Maybe there's even something else about you that peaks my interest."
He was speaking with the confidence of someone that didn't just completely whiff their hit; he was acting as if Jason taking his shirt off hadn't just flustered the hell out of him as everyone watched. Which, speaking of, he peaked back over his shoulder just to make sure his parents and their guests eyes were still on them. Good. They looked queasy and uncomfortable. Perfect. That was, honestly, all they really had to worry about because even if they managed to push things further and really get under their skin Hammond wouldn't let anything happen to Jason. He might not have been the best at being friends but he was still very protective of what he considered his.
"I am not flustered." He argued with a smile that was, basically, him admitting that he was. "These sunglasses are just too dark. I couldn't see well, that's all." As Jason approached, to commit to his excuse Hammond took off his sunglasses and folded the arms before hanging it from the neck of his shirt, resting over his chest. "I doubt you'll embarrass me, mostly because I didn't invite you to play. I wanted you to look the part and you more than look the part Jeremy... but if you think we can up the ante I'm all ears. If it's anything like you're last impulsive choice, I'm sure it will do wonders."

"Can't say that I relate." Jason laughed and raised an eyebrow at the threat that followed the confession. "Are you thinking ruining my life so bad that I won't even be able to get a job at the local burger place flipping patties or something more serious like having me swim with the fishes?" he asked with a playful grin, letting his words hang in the air for a few seconds before laughing again. "I understand, won't tell a soul."
Hammond had nothing to worry about, Jason could keep his mouth shut. He had no issues being Hammond's eyecandy. Running a hand through his curly locks and fixing the pair of sunglasses on his face, he turned to give the blonde a small smirk. "Am I your favorite because of my pretty face or is it the abs?" he asked with a chuckle. Jason looked over to see people gawking at his shirtless body, among those people were Hammond's parents but the frat boy didn't think much about it, if any trouble arose from his stunt, Hammond would protect him, hopefully.

"You want to give them something to gawk at, we could raise the bar even higher." He suggested and let out a laugh when he saw Hammond's swing after their exchange. "You getting flustered over there?" he teased as he walked over with club in hand for his swing. "I'll try not to embarrass you too much in front of you parents."