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nick fury, on his (fake) dying breath: dont trust anyone

steve rogers: hello sam whom i met like 3 days ago i just kinda like you and think you are cool so im gonna tell you all these crazy ass shield secrets if thats fine by you

lookin like a sad johnny bravo

Steve Rogers may be mid-battle in a fight for the universe but the Tree Boy is goddamn introducing himself, and momma didn’t raise no impolite bitch so-