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"find relief. the end comes swiftly for you" reads like a death threat

You could NEVER catch me being a home wrecker… but for Logan… neow that’s a different story…

need more of married logan x reader omg

you love the thrill of being logan’s dirty little secret. it’s even a secret from the people in your life. they know you’ve been seeing someone, but you refuse to tell them any details about it. they can’t know you’re fucking the husband from that sweet family down the street.

it started innocently enough. you met at your neighbor’s backyard barbecue and hit it off. his wife was dealing with the kids, so it was just the two of you. you were smitten with him and he took advantage. he flirted and you flirted back. he subtly gave you his phone number and he saved your contact under “wade wilson.” you didn’t know who that was, but you figured it was to disguise your texts.

you started to go for runs past his house when you knew he was home. you started to go out to get your mail and do yard work in little clothes. you washed your car in a bikini. you put on a show for him all while he would text you whenever he could slip away from his wife.

the first time you slept together, his wife was on a work trip and he invited you over late at night so the prying eyes of the other neighbors wouldn’t catch you. you had to be quiet because the baby was sleeping in the next room. he fucked you in the bed he shares with his wife and you slept on her pillow. you smelled her shampoo and layed on his chest under the blankets she picked out to match the color scheme of the room.

You know I didn’t really get the dead claws hype until now that they’re yuri

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead