Slime Saying ''what Is Yaoi?'' Triggered My Fight Or Flight Response And I Wish I Was Kidding - Tumblr Posts

Slimecicle: Who's Phone Guy?
Ranboo: Phone Guy? I – hold on, give me a second.
Slimecicle: [Laughs] "Okay, checking the checking the database."
Ranboo: Oh, a lot of yaoi here in the images tab, that's crazy.
Slimecicle: What is– what is yaoi? Is that like is that like "yeowch"?
Ranboo: Oh, yaoi? No no no, yaoi– no, yaoi is not–
Slimecicle: When you stub your toe?
Ranboo: –a combination of "yeowch" and "owie."
Slimecicle: Yeowie!
Ranboo: No, it's not– [Laughs] It's not that, actually.
Slimecicle: That's what that is, right?
Ranboo: Yeah, it's just– it's usually just fan art of two guys kissing. That's usually what it is.
Slimecicle: Ok, wait– is phone guy- is Phone Guy kissing?
Ranboo: Phone Guy? Probably? I mean, look at– I want you to take a look at this. Hold on, lemme–
Slimecicle: Ok, so send me Phone Guy yaoi.
Ranboo: Yeah. Here, I got you, lemme– so there's some. Hold on, let me send you some more.
Slimecicle: What the fu–