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this scenario is j so funny its vrry enjoyable to read,,, i suggest reading this drabble + the oneshot based on it.

jeon jeongguk is the worst roommate ever and it’s not your fault if you end up killing him one day. or the one where your roommate jeongguk accidentally breaks your vibrator because he thought it was for massaging stuff. 1.5k 

Jeongguk is annoying. It’s not even an opinion anymore, it’s a straight fact. He irks every fibre in your being, poking at you all the time with a shit-eating grin. But this, this right here is the final straw. The straw that breaks the camel’s back or whatever proverbial shit Namjoon was talking about in his philosophical discussion the last time you got together for lunch. You’re not focused on the schematics right now, only pure fury pumping your legs forward as you kick the door of your room open and storm into the living room. He’s sat pretty on the couch, hair pushed back by a pink headband and his dirty feet propped up on the coffee table. You freeze, the anger you feel psychically making your body seize up. Not to be anal, but you’d asked Jeongguk repeatedly, to keep his dirty ass feet off the table, but here he was, ignoring your request once again.

You twirl the broken vibrator in your hand and wonder how much you’re willing to risk being charged with physical assault and battery when he tilts his head in your direction - not even bothering to break his eyes from the show flashing on the screen.

“What’s up with you?” He says. “Kicking the doors like you’re Bigfoot. You have hands right? Use them.”

Maybe having a criminal record could be worthwhile after all.

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