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Can I request the nsfw alphabet for newt when you can? Thank you angel!!!

Oooo, I've never done one of these before! I am excite

NSFW WARNING (below the cut)

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Newt is very caring after sex, making sure you were okay, if you needed anything, etc. He'd give you soft, tired kisses all over your face and playing with your hair.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Newt doesn't really have a part of his body that he especially likes, but if he had to choose, it would probably be his hands. His hands are important when it comes to working in the gardens, and he also loves that his hands can make you turn into putty with just simple touches.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

When it comes to...well, cum, he really only likes cumming inside you, but he doesn't mind finishing on your stomach or chest. If you're sucking him off, he will absolutely want to see you swallowing his release.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He jerked off to the thought of you multiple times before you got together, but it wasn't that much of secret to you as it was to everyone else.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced at all, but he's a quick learner😉

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

This boy loves missionary. He always wants to be looking at you, staring into your eyes and holding your hands or caressing your face. He likes cowgirl too if he's feeling a bit tired. Any position where he can see your face he'd probably be fine with.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Newt can be especially goofy, he might giggle at certain bodily noises, but more often he just giggles cause he's so happy to be so close to you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Don't really know or think W.C.K.D. would send razors and shaving cream up in the monthly Box deliveries. But if they did, I could see him sporting a neat landing strip.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

This dude can be so fuckin' romantic, whispering how much he loves you and how he wishes the moment could go on forever. All that sappy shit.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Well, since he has you, he doesn't jerk off too much. But if he were to be in a desperate need and you weren't in the mood, he'd relieve himself while thinking of you. Nothing beats your orifices though

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I can definitely see him having a praise kink. He'd also be down with pegging, as long as it was missionary. He wouldn't really be into anything sadomasochistic stuff, he really doesn't like the idea of hurting you in any way. Though, he does like teasing you from time to time. With some encouragement, he might even slap your ass a few times if you asked.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Privacy is his #1 concern, especially in the Glade. He'd be hesitant to have sex outside, even as far away as the Deadheads. He wouldn't find it exciting, more stressful than anything. He hates the idea if someone actually caught you, if they saw your naked body at all. Nope, he'll stick to fucking behind closed (and locked) doors.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

For a male, he doesn't really have a lot of things that get the gears turning. Most of the time, it's you who would initiate the sexy times. Seeing you naked would definitely be a turn on, obviously. Jealousy would be a big motivator, though he doesn't get that jealous often, as you have his complete trust and confidence.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

BDSM, anything that would hurt you, especially degradation is just not something he'd be willing to do. Public sex and threesomes is a big no-no as well. He wants you all to himself😊

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

As much as he loves a good blowjob, he loves going down on you more. He loves the way he can make you come apart with his mouth. Sometimes, it can get exhausting with how much he wants to give, but it was hard to complain when he made you feel so damn good.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Newt likes to take his time, loves foreplay a bit too much. He prefers taking things nice and easy, but he'll happily oblige you if you want it a bit more faster paced.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's down, still prefers to take his time. His only concern is that you may not finish if it's just a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Like I said, he doesn't really enjoy risks. He's down for trying new positions and all, but no kink that's really extreme.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He could probably go a couple rounds, 30-40 mins each (that includes foreplay).

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I don't think toys would be easy to come by in the apocalypse. But if vibrators are still a thing then, yes, he's absolutely use some on you. He'd let you try them on him too, but he'd prefer it the other way around.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

The most pleasure he gets from sex is when he makes you feel good, that's his priority. Though, if he knew you liked getting teased and if you told him being teased makes your orgasms stronger, he'd become an annoying bastard just for you

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He can get pretty vocal when he's fucking you, mostly soft moans and praises telling you how good you feel. If you're pegging him, he can get really loud, but you wouldn't mind when he sounds so beautiful.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's pretty average, about 5 to 6 inches. He has a somewhat slender shaft, but he has a nice curvature that would hit all the right spots😉

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not too high, but as long as he's not exhausted, he'd gladly have sex any time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It depends on the time of day or night after doing the deed, but he doesn't really get the urge to sleep immediately afterwards. He'll feel tired, but he'd have better chances of falling asleep right after if you did too.

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That was fun! These were all personal opinions of mine, so don't worry if these weren't the answers you were hoping for. Thanks for the ask regardless. I'm a thirsty bitch right now