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7 years ago

Okay okay okay. So I’ve seen Star Trek: First Contact about a hundred times and I can’t believe I never noticed this.

So first contact with the Vulcans happens, right? The Vulcan ship lands…

Okay Okay Okay. So Ive Seen Star Trek: First Contactabout A Hundred Times And I Cant Believe I Never

Ooh look an alien. Pointy ears!

Okay Okay Okay. So Ive Seen Star Trek: First Contactabout A Hundred Times And I Cant Believe I Never

He offers what we as Star Trek fans recognize as the traditional Vulcan greeting.

Okay Okay Okay. So Ive Seen Star Trek: First Contactabout A Hundred Times And I Cant Believe I Never

Zefram Cochrane tries to copy…

Okay Okay Okay. So Ive Seen Star Trek: First Contactabout A Hundred Times And I Cant Believe I Never

Haha he can’t do it.

Okay Okay Okay. So Ive Seen Star Trek: First Contactabout A Hundred Times And I Cant Believe I Never

So he of course offers what he knows to be a traditional greeting, namely a handshake.

Okay Okay Okay. So Ive Seen Star Trek: First Contactabout A Hundred Times And I Cant Believe I Never

And ah yes, what a wonderful moment. Two cultures are exchanging greetings, learning about each other. It’s awesome.

Okay Okay Okay. So Ive Seen Star Trek: First Contactabout A Hundred Times And I Cant Believe I Never

Until you remember that Vulcans kiss with their hands.

Okay Okay Okay. So Ive Seen Star Trek: First Contactabout A Hundred Times And I Cant Believe I Never

So basically, this Vulcan offered a nice polite “how do you do” and Zefram Cochrane offered smoochies.

I really hope this came up in conversation later.


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