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Spider-Man!AU | Peter Parker!Jungkook x Reader
genre: fluff, smut, comedy, lil angst
rating: explicit
description: In which the whole world finds out Jungkook is Spider-Man, but he doesn’t care about anything but you. OR Can you survive seven days of Jungkook pining over you while his identity is exposed to the world?
word count: 11.5k
warnings: Seven JK… need I say more? JK being a SIMP, JK being a flirt, the entirety of the Seven MV being Peter Parker/Spider-Man coded, JK being a dork, JK is persistent and annoying but in an endearing way, fake death, cursing, the most respectable fuck boy!JK, he just loves you so much
smut warnings: oral sex (m & f receiving), standing 69, dirty talk, protected sex, face-riding, breast play, strength kink, standing sex, missionary, serpent’s embrace, that line from his working out live, multiple orgasms, sir kink,
a/n: Hello! IT IS DONE. My two loves combined in one, Spider-Man + Jungkook! I just love the idea of JK being such an unserious Spider-Man/Peter Parker who only loves you and wants you and voila! He is your lovesick loser. :))) I sure hope you love him as much as I do. Feel free to let me know what you think! Thank you for reading.
Monday
You didn’t know why you bothered dressing up for dinner when the end goal was to turn Jungkook down. After his identity was revealed to the public (source unknown), panic set in, and you realized that a future together was not possible. However, out of courtesy, you decided not to flake on the date after promising him. The boy was ecstatic, and deep down, you suspected his ego loved the fact he won over someone like you, who had consistently turned him down.
As you approached the restaurant door, someone unexpectedly rushed past you to open it himself. Startled by the sudden action, you jumped in surprise.
“Jungkook? Oh my god, you scared me!” you exclaimed. He offered an apologetic smile, sheepishly rubbing the back of his head. You noticed his heavy breathing, wondering if he had exerted himself. “Did you run here?”
“Yeah, I was stopping a heist nearby and didn’t want you to wait long,” he replied.
Your heart softened at his thoughtfulness, but it also served as a reminder of why a future together would be challenging. “You didn’t have to waste your stamina. I just got here.”
“Trust me, babe. I have plenty of stamina.”
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Yes.
This is a Russell Ziskey appreciation post
a.k.a. Four Specific Moments in Stripes That Pushed Me Down the Loving Harold Ramis Hole FOR GOOD
1. Feast your eyes, for here we have:
His stupid million dollar smile, serving pretty lips, perfect teeth, and also dimples?? how dare he
His nose, yes, I am obsessed with this man's nose, no I will not elaborate
His soft cloudy fluffy hair I wanna fdghsjdghsghd
The way he's equal parts amused and tired of John's shenanigans?? the duo ever
2. The cutest "!!!!!" you'll ever see
His reaction here is SO ADORABLE, he go "!!!!????!"
absolute BABY
3. Watch out for that guy, he's a troublemaker
Now THIS, we need to talk about this for a sec
The way he blatantly checks her out with that smirk on his face?? Jail
If Russell ever looked at me like that, call me origami bc I would FOLD, good LORD he's so handsome
Yes climb aboard soldier, climb aboard right now
4. Bathtub scene who?
Bathtub scene this, bathtub scene that, but why is no one talking about this scene right here? HUH? Him ever so slowly crawling on top of her, the unwavering eye contact, lips mere inches apart, Y'ALL this is so hot
I don't know what to say my knees were shaking the whole time and I just wanted to be her for a minute
How many times have I watched this? yes
Bonus!
The Ramis Eyebrow™
My heart is racing, goodbye