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I like to imagine he said this right after the most unexpected, silly pickup line possible.

*Takes a moment to think and channel my inner Papyrus*

Got it!

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Papyrus casually leans against literal air. Physics bends to his will and if he wants to look cool then dangit he will look cool! Every time you walked by Papyrus in the mornings, you’d always catch him off guard with a genuine compliment. As much as he loved the flattery it was time for the turns to table. He just knew this line would work, he practiced it in front of the mirror all night. When thinking through pick up lines that were flattering and thoughtful he came to the genius idea… what kind of compliment would Papyrus like to hear? It was foolproof! Genius! Magnificent! Surely he could capture the human’s heart with this line! And so, it was his moment to see all his planning come to fruition as he spoke.

“WOWIE! I BET YOU COULD FIT A LOT OF MARINARA BEHIND THOSE EARS, NYEH HEH HEH!” For added effect he pointed at you with finger guns and audibly winked.

You were stunned for a moment, trying to process what he just said. Then you realized this was the first time he complimented you before you had the chance to fluster him first. “Are you trying to outflirt me???”

The question ended with a slight giggle. A smile stuck on your face as your brain still rotated his uniquely Papyrus compliment. He seemed to take your reaction as a sign of success, truly he did love that smile of yours.

“I’M NOT TRYING TO OUTFLIRT YOU. I AM SUCCEEDING AT OUTFLIRTING YOU.”

HELP