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“mamma mia disappoints at starlight theatre” is rly getting me bc tgwdlm is set in late 2018 and npmd is set in late 2020 (class of 2021 before hoco) which means either mamma mia came to town twice in two years or mamma mia was so bad that theyre still shit-talking it two years later

Fun headlines on Mark Chasity's newspaper because they amused me:

Nighthawks prepare to swoop

and clinch victory in annual homecoming match against arch-rivals Clivesdale Chemists

Clivesdale Cherry Festival Cancelled Due to Lack of Interest

After over a hundred years, the miserable event is finally put to rest

Hatchetfield puts it's foot on the gas!

While scientists insist we are speeding towards irreparable climate catastrophe

New Land Development Proposed at Edge of Witchwod Forest

But something lurks beneath the ground

Mayor Lauter's Re-Election Campaign off to Rocky Start

Is he the right fit to lead Hatchetfield moving forward?

High Society Hangout Destroyed

Hatchetfield Boating Society looks to the community for aid after a mysterious fire incinerates the elite watering hole

'Mamma Mia!' disappoints at the Starlight Theatre

I literally spent like half an hour transcribing these from random screenshots so enjoy!!