Sorry If Im Excluding Any Other Shoe-bearing Nations Out There Youre Still Crazy Though - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
if you wear shoes in the house
EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN TO MY FOREIGN FACE WHY YOU WEAR YOUR FILTHY DIRTY PREPPY LITTLE VANS ON THE CARPET I JUST WASHED
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Please explain yourself if you do
Why do people keep their shoes on??
As a child I’d watch shows like Jessie or movies like home alone and they just WALK RIGHT IN. ON THE BED.
And child me would stare in horror
raised in a Russian home I cannot understand. Even in an Americanized house I still can’t grasp the idea
Do all Americans keep their shoes on in the house? All my neighbors did
Sorry if I’m excluding any other shoe-bearing nations out there you’re still crazy though