Sorry Im Tired!! - Tumblr Posts

"So. Where is your secret base?"

"In the Milky Way."

"No no, I mean where on Earth."

"It's on a tectonic plate!"

"No- Where specifically on Earth is it?"

"Ohhh I see what you mean!

"Finally, I thought this would ta-"

"It's on the Crust layer!"

"I swear to- Alright. What city is it located nearest to?"

"A city with a population of humans!"

"You- That isn't an answer!"

"It's also not a lie!"

This goes on for an extended period of time.

The villain claims to have injected you with a truth serum. In reality the serum they injected you with only prevents you from lying and the villain will soon learn that not lying and telling the truth are two very different things.

Worshiping Divine Femininity but in a “I wanna fuck women” kind of way

In case you didn't see it already, I'm taking the tiniest little break from writing. My brain needs rest! I'll still be here reading and I'm always accepting asks, but in terms of fics, give me a bit!!

I think I just wrote too much in too little time, my fault, I just get excited