Sparkling Water Is Just Angry Water - Tumblr Posts

so i kno that a lot of ppl get upset at other people for drinking angry water (sparkling water, if youre new to tumblr), and thats understandable, but id like to say:

i drink sparkling water to compensate for the fact that im a fucking push-over

like, i do need that kind of negativity in my life, or id be fucking dead 

thank u for ur time