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My favourite moments in ATWQ are the ones where Stew Mitchum is passive-aggressively attacked by one of the Association kids.

Asoue for ask game? :D

Since there was another request for ASOUE, I’ll do ATWQ.

Blorbo: Ellington Feint my beloved ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❤️‍🔥💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

Scrunkly: Pip, Squeak and Moxie, major cinnamon rolls.

Scrimblo Bimblo: Jake. He’s talked about, but not nearly enough.

Glup Shitto: All of the FU:13SI kids.

Poor Little Meow Meow: Theodora seemed so stressed out all the time and Lemony was terrible to her, poor girl.

Horse Plinko: Lemony, I loathe him with every ounce of my being.

Eeby Deeby: Stew Mitchum. Who else?

Atwq characters summed up by me

Lemony Snicket: a nerd but plotting your murder, probably via sarcasm

Moxie mallahan: tiny and cute but will fight you

Cleo knight: badass chemist extraordinaire nerdo

Jake Hix: ruler of the cinnamon rolls

Ellington feint: could punch me in the face and I’d say thank you 

Ornette lost: gay origami hipster

Kellar Haines: second in command of the cinnamon rolls. Tries to be cool but is a nerd, must be protected at all costs.

Kit snicket: actual gryffindor stereotype, cute but sneaky

Jacques snicket: the one everyone forgets about, also a nerd

Stew Mitchum: the cliche jock bully stereotype but murderous

Hangfire: good dad but deeply flawed human being

Theodora: misunderstood sad dust mop

Why does the song Family Line by Conan Gray fit every single ATWQ kid? Never mind, I know. It’s the overarching narrative theme of young people being left behind to fix their parents’ mistakes.