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Idk why I wrote this

Essentially, Brain Eraser’s ending and the aftermath. Got motivated to do this so why let it die down?

Gradually, more and more video tape slithered it’s way out of the TV sockets and towards the trio, Mordecai still perplexed by the images on the screen and trying his best to win the internal battle he had between him and naked Pops. Eventually, he had won, as he blinked back to reality and the TV abruptly shut off, although unaware to him and the others as they were now fully blanketed by the many rolls of tape. Instinctively, Mordecai pushed his right wing up and pushed some tape aside, soon surfacing his other wing along with the rest of his upper body. Rigby and Skips mimicked his actions as the three looked around the room in confusion.

After contemplating for a bit, Mordecai’s mind suddenly snapped and a wide smile spread on his face when he realised the disturbing and intrusive image of a stripped Pops was erased from his mind. "It worked!" The blue jay exclaimed "Haha! Naked Pops is gone!"

Skips sighed with a slight smile next to him as Rigby groaned in relief, the colours from the TV show still flashing in his eyes. As they were about to leave, an angry and irritated voice spoke up from behind.

"What is happening here?"

Immediately, the three recognised the voice and turned around to face their gumball machine boss, Benson... wearing a shower towel of all things. Didn’t he have a shower at his apartment?

"What did you guys do? What is this mess?" Benson asked again, advancing towards the couch as he did so, an aggravated glint in his eyes although luckily his body lacked a red glow. "I can’t even take a shower around here without you guys screwing things u-"

Benson was interrupted by something no one saw happening. All four park members in the room widened their eyes and three of them had their vision on the same thing, the other glancing off to a wall hoping that what he thought just happened wasn’t real. However, as soon as the weight of the shower towel fell off and an intimate part of his body became exposed to the room air, he knew what had happened to him. Regretfully, Benson glanced over to his employees with the same shocked look on his face and they seemed to also be in disbelief of what they were looking at.

In fact, they most likely doubted that a gumball machine was capable of doing something alike to a human in this context, although slightly different, and were more fascinated than disturbed. Although, this only seemed to be present on Mordecai’s face- he looked like he was about to wolf whistle at the sight of the inside of Benson’s slot being exposed as the dispenser flap stood erect. Rigby pulled a massive grimace and probably tried to think of a censor of some kind, all whilst Skips was still in shock at the sight, which wasn’t a good sign since being immortal meant he’d seen a lot of things.

Time felt like it had paused and at the worst time too. Thoughts scrambled around Benson’s brain attempting to excrete but to no prevail, he tried his hardest to think of what to say in this situation but he felt so humiliated that even his voice box had left him to deal with the situation himself. None of the other guys seemed to know what to comment either, as Benson finally glanced down at the metal on his groin and hated the feeling of it being so exposed to people he worked with. Worked with!

With a gulp, he looked back up at them and finally managed to trap his escaped voice box, his posture dropping as he finally blinked for the first time in what felt like ages. "I’m... I’m going to go upstairs," Benson barley muttered, kneeling down to grab his shower towel that had previously betrayed him and still extremely uncomfortable with the fact his dispenser flap did not want to shut. Glancing back up at the other participants, they all gave him the same stares and Benson hated it and had a mini flashback to a humiliation from a gameshow, although it was nothing like this. Silently, he touched the flap and tried his ever so best to push it down but it refused, much to his dismay, as he instead resorted to holding the towel in front of him like a barrier and making his way up the stairs.

The moment the gumball machine was out of sight, Skips, Mordecai and Rigby unstuck their eyes from the previous location of their boss and averted it to the TV. All of them were still speechless on what to say, Mordecai feeling like his eyes had recorded the moment and was now playing it on loop. After an extremely long, awkward silence, Rigby coughed and sat up, bringing some of the tape with him. Their attention was suddenly cast onto him as the raccoon walked over to the player and pressed "play", soon strutting over to the couch and plonking himself on it with the same disgusted look in his eyes. Before long, he spoke up with:

"I think we need to watch this again."