Stop Flirting And Learn How To Play Chess Right - Tumblr Posts

NOOOO

This hurts as an ass chess player 💀😭😭

so bill and ford dont know how chess fucking works

you Cannot use that as an opening move. the knight cant move that far,literally in the middle of the board ,on the complete opposite of the board from where it started. Also bill is playing black, white is always first to move so he should NOT be opening

And ford, babe, that queen cant move with a pawn in her way, and also cant move that far across the board in one turn.

so anyway headcanon that they are both faking being able to play cause chess is a Smart People Thing.