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New comic ideas I don't have paper to draw
Fetti Widow: *shows crude drawing of a cupcake*
Creatos: Very good *clap clap*
Fetti Widow: *Bows*
And yours?
Creatos: *Shows detailed and quite horrifying picture of the angel*
Fetti Widow: .........
You did that?
Creatos: Yeah just this morning (at 3 AM over a pentagram)
Fetti Widow: Fuck off
Creatos: What?
Fetti Widow: You did not draw that this morning!
Creatos: Yes I did
Fetti Widow: YOU DID NOT DRAW THAT THIS MORNING!!!
Creatos: I DID!
Fetti Widow : I don't believe you
Creatos: You drew the cupcake
Fetti Widow: My cupcake was shit!
Creatos: Oh it just needs some shading
Fetti Widow: Oh shut up!
Creatos: Bit of charcoal
Fetti Widow: Where'd you learn so much about art
Creatos: Are you angry at me for having a hobby?
Fetti Widow: Evidently yeah
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UnderSwap
Sans: Mweh heh heh! Human behold my most super stupendous....superb.....stunning....stellar...suave...
Papyrus: Suave?
Sans: Well I was trying to think of alliteration
Papyrus : For what?
Sans: Trap......damnit! I'm used to alliterating my own name
Don't worry Sans we can still salvage this sticky situation!
Papyrus: We just need an S word for trap
Sans: Snare?
Papyrus: Well it's not a snare trap
Sans: Hmmmmmm......
*human walks away*
Sans: How about we ask Muttler? He has a very well rehearsed vocabulary
Papyrus: You speak dog?
Sans: No but I'm taking a class
Papyrus: Duolingo or-
Sans: Duolingo! Of course! What other option is there?
Papyrus: Preach
Sans:......I guess snare works
Ahem
Human prepare for my-
Papyrus: The human left
Sans: GOD! DAMNIT!
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Alphys: Are you ready for your training scrub?
Sans: We're gonna be cleaning?
Alphys: No I meant-
Sans: Oh wait!
Scrub as in the doctor clothes?
Are we gonna help Undyne?
Is this another excuse to sniff her bedsheets?
Alphys: Shut up!
Scrub is derogatory
Sans: Gadzuntight
Alphys: I know you're fucking with me?
Sans: No I'm not
That's Undyne's job
Alphys: YOU SON OF A BITCH!