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realistically i think malice would hate swollen jack bc. u know. hes a swollen one. but i still think malice would recognise the god forsaken hat and be like "(: omg (: my bestie (:" and make One exception for him and then one day sammy cant find jack so hes searching for him and ends up in heavenly toys and finds malice and jack with eachother so hes like "wow! fancy seeing you here, susie! however jack and i must go, we have activities to attend to!" and jacks just like"???????" because there is no activities and malice is like "no hes staying ^_^" and they have custody battles over him (jack left 30 minutes ago but they were too busy arguing to notice)