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walder frey: so when are you marrying my daughter?

robb stark: new phone who dis

listen, strange naked women emerging from fires is no basis for a system of government

Hey remember when littlefinger was actually an unexpected force to be reckoned with and had murky motivations and we never knew what side he was on? Before the one thing he wanted was into Sansa’s skirts? When he was interesting? Good times.

none of the lannister siblings are Good People-tm, you’re just supposed to pick the one you’d most wanna do shots with and support them ride-or-die style

what hurts more than anything though is that jon just gave away the north without any regard to sansa or their people like all she ever wanted was to be respected by jon, included and heared, and he just,,,,,,,,,he just gives their home away, the home they reclaimed together, all sansa did all season was defend jon and his desicions and that’s how the repays her trust and devotion ??

i can’t believe sam cured a disease so widely believed to be incurable just because he opened a book and did some fucking research

dany: 1837 titles davos: this is my friend jon and we drove here !!!!

Guys. Jaime Lannister was willing to sacrifice himself because of the personal terror he felt at history repeating itself in Dany. Jaime knows what a mad Targaryen’s rule is like and would have literally rather died than go through it again. He charged a dragon…with a spear. He did that. All because of how terrible the Mad King was and how terrifying Daenarys is in that moment. Talk about triggering flashbacks. Jaime has now witnessed the horror that dragons can inflict at the hands of a Targaryen at least twice. Jaime was mortified and still risked it all. Why does no one get the seriousness of that moment?

Cersei: *burns her enemies alive*

Fandom: YOU EFFING BITCH YOU'RE A PSYCOPATH

Daenerys: *burns her enemies alive*

Fandom: OMG GODDESS YAS QUEEN SLAAAYY

daenerys’s only strength is her dragons. take those away and all you have is an obnoxious, self-important woman who has no idea how to maintain a peaceful kingdom and whose only military strategy is to go in guns blazing and hope for the best

real talk tho, if the lannisters’ official words are “here me roar” and their unofficial thing is “a lannister always pays his debts” the equivalent to house targaryen’s “fire and blood” is probably “can’t stop won’t stop.”

Important Female Characters that have been cut out of Game of Thrones

Arianne Martell: The female heir to Dorne who demands recognition and acknowledgement and refuses to be passed over.

“You will not rob me of my birthright!”

Wylla Manderly: Grandaughter of Wyman Manderly, insults the Freys in front of a hall full of people and refuses to be married off. And she has green hair which is pretty sick.

“He was our king! He was brave and good, and the Freys murdered him. If Lord Stannis will avenge him, we should join Lord Stannis”

Val: Sister of mance Rayder’s wife Dalla (who has also been cut) said to be extremely beautiful yet is fiercely independent and strong.

“I am no southron lady but a woman of the free folk. I know the forest better than all your black cloaked rangers. It holds no ghosts for me.”

Mya Stone: One of Robert Baratheon’s bastards, lives in the vale and is in charge of helping people up to the Eyrie.

“Men come and go. They lie, or die, or leave you. A mountain is not a man, though, and stone is a mountain’s daughter. I trust my father, and I trust my mules. I won’t fall.”

Lady Stoneheart: *spoiler alert or not really because she won’t be in the show* Catelyn Stark resurrected seeking revenge on the Frey’s and leading the Brotherhood without banners (there’s your revenge plot D&D)

“She don’t speak. You bloody bastards cut her throat too deep for that. But she remembers.”

Asha Greyjoy: not to be confused with whoever “Yara” Greyjoy is, Asha does not believe in flippantly calling people “cunts” and is not scared of dogs.

“My mother raised me to be bold”

Alysane Mormont: Fights with Stannis’ army and guards Asha when she is captured (oops not really spoilers again) and don’t tell me that they don’t become best friends because they do.

“Mormont women are skinchangers. We turn into bears and find mates in the woods.”

Barbrey Dustin: The widow of Lord Dustin, hates the Starks because she blames Ned for the death of her husband. She is cunning, intelligent and one of Roose Bolton’s biggest supporters in Winterfell (but you know in the show no northern lords are in Winterfell because logic)

”The bride weeps … Dressing her in grey and white serves no good if the girl is left to sob. The Freys might not care, but the northmen … they fear the Dreadfort, but they love the Starks.“

All these women are unique, different and complicated, even though some of them do not fit into d&d’s “strong women” or “sexually empowered” archetypes they are important and interesting parts of the story. All of these amazing characters were axed in favor of a storyline depicting a violent rape and that is truly unforgivable and disgusting.

some of y’all will never forgive sansa stark for being a traditionally feminine character with opinions and it shows.

do you guys ever think about the time when arya walked through the streets in braavos after being stabbed

scared and literally holding her guts in and no one was offering help and she was so alone she went to the home of a woman she’d spoken to once who showed her the first kindness she’d had in years because I do

arya stark is literally one of the strongest and most heart-wrenching characters ever, I love her so much omg

gendry: the stars look beautiful tonight

jon: yeah they do

gendry: you know who else is beautiful?

both at the same time: arya

cersei lannister is stronger than literally all the male characters in game of thrones and i will fight anyone who disagrees

Theon: *At winterfell*

Daenerys: ah yes, my loyal bannerman. he is here to fight for me. yes. Hello greyjoy man

Theon: lmao no im here for sansa

the night king: give me even one goddamn reason why i shouldn't kill you right in the face

theon: sansa specifically instructed me to have a nice day

that’s so sad, podrick play jenny of oldstones

everybody’s all like “fandom’s where i found community and understanding and happiness’

and i’m in the corner like “fandom’s where i found my high blood pressure and an insatiable urge for murder”