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Crazy T9R Headcanons because I hate This Show

Berkcast, Audrie Greywind & Tauriel I‘m on your side By the opinion of this Shit of a Show. No Offensive DreamWorks I really like you as a Company But This Show is like how Disney would Mess up Httyd. Don‘t Go the way they Go because Disney Burns Right Now.

1. Tom is Not releated to Hiccup and his surname is Smith or Idk Butcher and he is releated to Mildew and the whole thing was a lie from His mom because Olivia is a bad at parenting and he his high trough the entire Show.

2. Jun is the villain of the Show and betrays her friends with her Mum

3. Eugene is really an only Child and he was adopted

4. Alex is the Main Character and together with Eugene she tries to Keep the humans and the other Kids out of the Hidden World because Humans doesn‘t belong down there

5. Buzzsaw & Sludbitch or as I call her Slugbitch Team up with Jun and her Mum

6. D‘Angelo take care of Tom

7. No references to the OG Franchise, that we Love and care about

8. And the whole 9R Show was a Dream, Alex dreamed because she was sick

I think That all would make more Sense as the Show itself.

P.S. This World-Serpent-Thing they have, could be eaten By a Bewilderbeast or Red Death and I‘m feeling sorry for John Tellegan, he had want to make something Special to show his Love to Httyd But poorly he was Not aloud to.

And By the way, fuck the Nine Realms to destroy my Favorite Protagonist in any Movie!

And we need shirtless Hiccup, Hiccstrid-Love and #release the fire tides more than t9R!