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taylor and karlie relationship timeline but delulu / fanfic in a nutshell version
2013- meet at the victoria’s secret show, shy vibes for a bit but things speed up around new years, karlie comforts taylor throughout the whole harry styles thing and helps her gain confidence again
2014- road trip, kissing and.. yknow, but not labelling anything as a relationship, happy where they were
2015- officially girlfriends, on the run from the world and being super careful
2016- taylor starts to get reckless and too confident and does a bunch of things to hurt karlie (mentally) and karlie slowly falls apart from taylor, but then after taylor breaks down after the whole kanye thing, they rekindle it and karlie helps taylor like… not be depressed ig. something crazy happens and they break up the night of lorde’s birthday party, faking their friendship till the end of 2016.
2017: *cricket noises*
also i don’t want you like a best friend
2018: *cricket noises*
2019: *extra loud and obnoxious cricket noises*
2020: *sad cricket noises*
2021: *even sadder cricket noises*
2022: *midnights = gay*
2023: “all is well, i’m on tour, i haven’t seen or heard of my ex gf in like 6 years.”-(taylor)
“taylor there’s someone in the audience…” -(tree)
“what? who?” -(taylor)
“karlie kloss.” -(tree)
“oh okay co- WHAT THE FUCK DHSJDBDIWN” -(taylor)
they meet up the party and they slowly start talking again BUT karlie reveals that she accidentally and unknowingly helped with the masters scandal HENCE the infamous “i love griff”(in all lowercase) “vertigo” on taylor’s story, now we’re all assuming the reunion did not go well
2029: travis kelce dies
HELP SHES SO FUNNY HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
y’all….
SPOT THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
WHAT WERE THESE ILLUSTRATORS FOR THIS COLOURING BOOK THINKING.